About events

How NOT to take part in the events:

  1. If you want to win, don’t bother.
  2. If you think events are something you should get, because you are kewl, don’t bother.
  3. If you think that prizes in events are for free, you’re wrong and don’t bother.
  4. If you want to take part in event just to bitch at prizes, DO NOT bother.
  5. If you think that the hints should give you precise walkthrough, guess what? – don’t bother!
  6. If you are not used to use the content of you head to the purposes Mother Nature created it – don’t bother!
  7. If you’re not able to read and understand hints – don’t bother!
  8. If you think you’re too 1337 for events, don’t bother!

How NOT to host an event:

  1. If you think that everything will go as you planned, you’re wrong.
  2. If you think that everybody will be happy with prizez, you’re wrong.
  3. If you think contesters will understand your hints and follow them, you’re wrong.
  4. If you hope to hear a ‘thank you’, you’re optimists.
  5. If you are not ready to read complaints, bitching and ‘This should be done this way, not as it was’, contests are not for you.

How to take part in the events:

  1. If you want to take part in the event for fun, not prizes. You’re precious, hope you will do it each time.
  2. If you do use your brain, read hints and do not whine – hope you will take part in all events.
  3. If you’re able to have fun without getting prize – :thumbs up:
  4. If you are able to give sensible critic with good arguments, I bet contest holders will love you.

How to host an event:

  1. Be ready for frustration.
  2. Be ready for bitching.
  3. Be ready for disappointment.
  4. Be ready for nobody understanding your hints.
  5. Be ready for huge costs.
  6. Be ready for everything going wrong.
  7. You know what? SCREW it, go and have a beer with friends. It’s surelly better idea.

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